To prevent awkward formalities, please leave the donation in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom at the beginning of our session. If we're in public place it in a book or gift bag. Only USD cash is accepted.
The Black-Scholes (1hr) $800
In math, a formula on risk. In this world: a invitation for a dangerously sexy adventure, one that might awaken a secret addiction.
The Pythagoras (1.5hrs) $1000
Catch a trip with a platonic scientist. It’ll be a 90° tryst. It can be you and me, and endless laughs. Or plus one of my playmates.
The L'Hôpital's (2hrs) $1300
From Calculus a rule of limits that requires two to tango, come and solve this equation of seduction. Let's orchestrate a dance and make passion infinite (Recommended min for 1st meetings)
The Siméon D. Poisson (3hrs) $1700
A cheeky kiss, an Eskimo kiss or a French kiss? Let a French mathematician teach the ways.
The Albert W. Tucker (4hrs) $2000
From the Prisoner's Dilemma, let’s become slaves of our inner urgencies and make it a game of four parts. Appetizer, Entrée, Dessert and Fun. (Recommended min for dinner dates)
The Fubini (6hrs) $3000
A theorem of mathematical analysis to solve double integrals, add some decadence and let's make trouble doubled. (Min recommended for theater dates)
Where passion unfolds
A Theorem of Bayes (12hrs) $4000
In statistics a probability of an event, in bedroom 0.5 passion surplus | 0.5 mind lust
The i number (24hrs) $6000
Imagination is infinite. Make it a You & i
The Big O (48hrs) $8000
For when time runs too fast and a Big Oh is all you're craving for.
The Lemniscate ∞ (72hrs) $10,000
The clock has no limit. Whisk me away into a weekend of debauchery and sweet indulgences
* I have named my donations after "nerdy" jokes I have traded with people in my field - perhaps with a hint of naughtiness - nothing else is implied.
By contacting me you agree that donations are solely exchanged for time spent providing companionship and lawful entertainment. Anything else that may occur is a personal choice between consenting adults and will not be contracted for.
Your gift is greatly appreciated, and my rates are non-negotiable.
Fly me to you
I am passport ready and fluent in 3 languages. Contact me if you would like me to join in a different city or country. Although I tour, I very rarely do it so this is a great option for those who don't come to NY often. Business or First class transportation is greatly appreciated, and lodging costs must be covered. 6hrs+ minimum booking is required for domestic trips and 12hrs+ for international ones. 50% deposit must be placed to confirm the date.